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All Banners Go to Heaven
Saturday, Apr. 26, 2003, 11:12 p.m.

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You buy yourself a gold membership and run over to Crecon and say to yourself, "I'm gonna make the best banner ever!".

Then, you make a crappy banner that is just as lame as everyone else's crappy banner and you wonder why you don't get hits to your page.

And that is the story of the DiaryLand Goldmember.

And so, on this page, I'd like to show you the banners that were, the banners that are, and the banners that will be. They will open in a new window when you click them for no other reason than because I just learned how to do that today. Thank you.

A moment of silence please:

notanymore-My newest, and arguably lamest banner

yellow-I actually thought this one was pretty funny, parodying the everpresent [GOLD!] banner. I guess you had to be there.

no again-Continuing in the theme of the "I'm going to mention things in other people's diaries" trend

dland ate -Ah, this is the one Dland would not run. Remember my panic attack when I thought Andrew hated me? This was the culprit.

ad design-My Speak 'N' Spell Tribute

love banner-This is so true, it's sad

loveme banner-Same thing, different package

survive-Ah, my first banner. Isn't she a sweetie?

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